It’s not that they weren’t any fun to play with, but there was always something lacking, an unmistakable void they created despite their not-wholly-unsuccessful attempt at mimicry.Įven with all the retro-sexy love letter business, I pretty much feel the same way about 3D Dot Game Heroes as I did about those toys.*This game is currently on hold until next year's GBIC Jam* Introduction: When I was much younger, my parents bought me a box of Korean Transformers from the flea market, which were painted and named differently from the real toys of course, but had the advantage of being slightly cheaper – most of them also broke after only a few days. The game offers players little more than a conversation piece, the type of title to be shown to friends before getting back to the games that demand our time. Aside from an endless slew of puns, the game has no plan for achieving a connection of its own.ģD Dot Game Heroes is like a comedy roast, a shallow reflection of more creative materials. But like sex in a loveless marriage, submission doesn’t make the obligatory romp through the painfully familiar fun. Selecting no causes the King to advise the player that things are going to go easier if they just agree, and despite the throwback humor, that is the core of 3D Dot Game Heroes – it’s just going to go better if you submit to it’s agenda and move through the paces. When he asks that I accept the quest to save the Kingdom, the game provides space to say yes or no. My feelings found some sympathy and shelter within the first conversation with the King of Dotnia. Some continue referencing a mystical power the game possesses to make everything old feel new again, though I haven’t found anyone able to name this magic elixir, which seems to be little more than nostalgia flavored Kool-Aid. The game does have the advantage of offering space players can jump into quickly, but the draw to be pulled in deeper as the game progresses is skating on that thin nostalgia ice at all times. It wasn’t just that the controls are often awkward, which they are, but rather that when you strip away the parody, or when it begins to wear thin, the entire affair quickly becomes tedious and lacks the emphasis needed to make me want to move forward, let alone save anything. Maybe I’m reading a little too deeply into the layout of that dungeon, but that’s the connection I made when looking at the fully revealed map, reflecting how I felt while playing through large portions of the game. Each one has a symbol connected to it, which for the most part require little assistance to make the meaning apparent.Ĭurious, I returned to the maps of 3D Dot Game Heroes and was surprised to find that I may be the only one to notice that the very first dungeon of the Grass Roots Temple is giving gamers the finger. In trying to put a word to it, I actually went back to the dungeon maps from The Legend of Zelda.
It’s hard to put a finger on the spark that Miyamoto brought to his original creations that built the foundation Nintendo still finds success with today. The more I thought about the primary game being parodied, the more I wanted to be playing it instead, which made everything less funny and at times rather sad.
It’s one of those ideas you’d have in the shower and chuckle about for awhile after – and then as you realized there was little else to bring to the table you’d probably drop the idea.īits of Dragon Warrior drip in at times, but traveling across the overworld of Dotnia to locate dungeons, defeat the boss monsters, and collect the orbs needed to prevent evil from returning is the order of the day for this blocky link to the past.ĭungeon 2 from The Legend of Zelda – The MoonĪs a videogame however, humor can only sustain a player for so long, with no assurance of broad success.
Rather than a 2D game that attempts to bring audiences back to a realm abandoned by the industry more than gamers, 3D Dot Game Heroes replicates one of the most cherished 2D legends in 3D. That decision provides the space for 3D Dot Game Heroes to unleash its block based world of nostalgia on gamers, but also severely depresses the hell out of me. Unfortunately for Dotnia, the tourism industry began to suffer as people became less interested in 2D heroics, forcing the King to issue a decree that would push the Kingdom into the 3D frontier. The Kingdom of Dotnia was once a tourist magnet, a place where visitors flocked to following the heroics of one brave and mythical figure who overcame evil in the classical tradition society is structured by.
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